User Profile
Add Friend
Add Note
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift
Soon Super Karate Monkey Death Car will park in my space.
But Jimmy has fancy plans! And pants to match.
Created on 2003-05-31 03:05:16 (#1088712), last updated 2007-11-17
1,459 comments received, 1,996 comments posted
Paid Account [Gift]
614 Journal Entries, 33 Tags, 317 Memories, 10+ ScrapBook Files, 0 Virtual Gifts, 113 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | Inner peace is for losers. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1985-12-14 |
| Location: | United States |
| Website: | My icon journal |
Bio
My name's Kit.
I keep this shit light on the drama.
I worship Jonathan Swift and Steve Buscemi.
I'm a guerrilla activist.
I was raised by a metaphorical "village" so that probably explains why I turned out this way.
I have a mind as dirty as a truck stop men's room.
I really, really can't stand pretentious people. They just incite some weird rage in me.
I'm a Disciple of Swift. I'm basically Swift's slave. I want to form the Church of Swift, but it's hard to find of Disciples and you can't really convert anyone. If I did form the Church of Swift, though, our tagline would be, "We're Misanthropic, but Don't Take It Personally -- You'll Just Be Proving Our Point".
I don't take myself seriously, but I'm trying to learn to respect myself.
ConnectInterests (91):
4am impromptu karaoke, authentic mexican food, banned books, barrio slang, bif naked, big mama thorton, bluegrass, blues, boyd cooper, bumpy roads, celibate british babies, cheap trinkets, cocoa pebbles, conan o'brien, diet peach tea, drag, dyke punk, dykes, ella fitzgerald, endless roadtrips, enthusiastic nihilism, etta james, fashion photography, fat butts, feminism, ford cruller, fucking nerding it up, gay rights, girls kissing, gospel spirituals, guerrilla activism, hip-hop, hipbones, hot butches, hume, hyperdramatic cautionary tales, immortal technique, joe strummer, johnny cash, jonathan swift, kelly clarkson's ass, killing pretentious jerks, kurt vonnegut, latina feminist rappers, lifetime original movies, living simply, making clothes, metal gear solid, mindblowing conversations, miniatures, newsradio, novels about doomed goodgirls, oceans, ol' dirty bastard, penny arcade, perry bible fellowship, phonetics aesthetics, photography, pirates, public enemy, punk, queen latifah, rabbits, rain, raspy voices, reading, reclaiming sexuality, ridiculing self-important twits, rivers, rock en español, sam clemens, sasha nein, scribbling on jeans, sharpies, social satire, soul food, steve buscemi, style, surrealism, swift's epigrams, swiftian, the clash, the ebay vortex, thrift stores, tragic male prostitutes, transgender issues, very special episodes, video games, wanting to be revolverocelot, writing, ಠ_ಠ
External Services:
 | thenewzero78@livejournal.com |
Friends [View Entries] Friends (25):
40ozslurpee, abstruse_soul, bardkris, bardkrisp, dearsethcohen, drewsky_, elfiepike, en_femme, ex_kiakaha487, garagedream, ghettofuture, harveymonster, iconzicons, johnmill79, markinspades, myreellife, oddreigh, parabolabear, piedpiper, polaroidofyou, quiteparadise, sapphicprincess, shirogirl, throughletters, uglylemurgirl
Friend of (31):
40ozslurpee, _chrysalis_, abstruse_soul, bardkris, drewsky_, elfiepike, englishwolf, finalnineball, fting311, garagedream, ghettofuture, harveymonster, immicolia, johnmill79, markinspades, myreellife, oddreigh, ofabjectmisery, parabolabear, polaroidofyou, pseudobliss, sapphicprincess, shirogirl, steerpikeluva, stefcat, takingvegas, throughletters, typicalemobitch, uhmostdef, violetdollz, youshutup
Communities [View Entries] Watching (0)
Member of (86):
4chan, _fake_ljers, _retarded_icons, antifangirls, authentictwigs, baaaaabyanimals, backyard_birds, bad_sex, badtattoos_4, blameeris, bon_appetite, brutal_honesty, bygonefashion, capslock_house, cooking, customers_suck, da_ed, deviantartsnark, doll_houses, dot_cattiness, ed_ucate, fake_lj_deaths, food_porn, foto_decadent, freestuff, fringe_icons, girl_gamers, gogol_icons, greatpoets, hip_squares, hipsterbookclub, horny_towers, hot_fashion, howtheylooknow, icon_tutorial, iconrants, imissmydad, irl_stupid, jpop_uploads, kitschist, kittenfarts, leaked, little_details, livequotes, ljphotohunt, metaquotes, mock_the_stupid, mspaint, mspaint_lolz, nanoljers, nicks_vagina, ohyes_graphics, omg_too_soon, omgfood, ontd_refuse, paidmembers, pariscarriage07, pedorabbits, picassiette, poor_skills, pr_icons, record_snob, saucydwellings, sew_hip, soap_brain, statements, stupid_free, stupid_ljsecret, suckitupdyke, t_shirt_surgery, thequestionclub, thesoundroom, thrifthorror, thriftmutations, trans_advice, tshirt_bitchery, tws_support, ugly_icons, userpicks, vaginapagina, vintage_ads, wedontsendit, whatwasthatbook, whatwasthatone, wtf_inc, yousendit_
Feeds [View Entries] Watching (0)
